Me: Hey, add Michael Moore to my List Of People I Will Punch In The Face If I Ever See Them On The Street*.
Mom: Michael Moore, why?
Me: Because he's Michael Moore.
Mom: Ahh, yes.
*other occupants on the list are Bill O'Reilly, the infamous judge who sued that Chinese/Korean/whatever-who-actually-cares-what-nationality-they-were laundromat, and Dane Cook**.
**Yes, I realize Dane Cook is a really funny guy, but I honestly think the douche bag needs to be socked once or twice. Get him out of his BK Lounge fantasy land.